I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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