He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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