how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
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He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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