Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
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