i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
