So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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