make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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