I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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