talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
True but thats because hes a fetus.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
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It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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