Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
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Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
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That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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