the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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