it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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