Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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