That's intense
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I stole a fireplace last night.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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