the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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