How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
There's always time for handjobs
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she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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