And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
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Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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