I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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