I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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