White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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