I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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