how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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