i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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