The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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