Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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