pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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