I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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