So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
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