im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You need Xanax blowdarts
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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