woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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