Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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