At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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