My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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