I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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