i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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