The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
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She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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