Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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