The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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