ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
It's official drugs can't kill me
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
