I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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