Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Sext me about skeletons
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
