"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat