love makes seman taste better
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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