I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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