Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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