Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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