that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
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In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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