Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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