the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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