I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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