So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
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Since when is my name a synonym for head?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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