96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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