some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
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