Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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