Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I'm really busy with my period
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