Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
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honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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